Monday, June 16, 2008

It's funny how your perspective changes

OK, so if you read IF blogs, I am sure that this won't be a new topic to you.
It's strange how it can color almost every aspect of your life.
As a lifelong fattie, I used to watch movies and instead of just losing myself in the moment (like in a tense scene of imminent danger), I would be engaged in an inner monologue about how lean the lead female characters thighs were, or how small her waist was, or some such bizarre unimportant detail.
Now (while I still obsess about lean bodies) I find that I pick apart aspects of a film that relate to pregnancy. Because I am now practically an OB/Gyn myself, what with all the research, data, facts, etc that I glean off the internet.
So, I was flicking through the movies that were available on my digital cable box, and stumbled across one that is near and dear to my heart, but I hadn't seen in a dog's age (thats "a really long time" to those who might be unfamiliar with my colloquialism) The Blue Lagoon. I saw this when I was probably about 10 or so. I do have a real affinity for movies that are about being stranded on deserted islands (its not just the toned, tanned bodies). Among my favourite moves/shows/books are Swiss Family Robinson, Robinson Crusoe, and the latest and most contemporary addition, Lost. And, I mustn't forget Survivor, which I still watch semi-religiously.
I won't go into the plot of The Blue Lagoon, but I will mention that Brooke Sheild's character gets pregnant. I am watching along, happily ensconced in this blast from my past, and I find myself snorting at the fact that they have written this movie so that she can feel the fetus moving, but she still has no actual belly. If I am not mistaken, you could feel movement no sooner than 14 weeks. I figure you'd have a bit of baby-belly at that point. Especially if you are as lean as Brooke's character was.
You bet I noticed. Now I have two things to obsess over.
Almost wrecked it for me.

3 comments:

Kristine said...

I'm sure it was just gas...

Anonymous said...

Damn those lean fertiles! Glad it didn't spoil it completely for you!

KimboSue said...

I also critique movies and shows when it comes to pg related things like O time and BCP and fertility med side effects, etc... NCLMa

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