Douchey Post Alert

I am not so self-unaware that I can't tell when I am about to post a douchey post. So I will forewarn you. This post is douchey for 2 reasons. First is, its selfish, 2nd is, its delusional.
Lemme break it down for you. Here's the selfish. This:
is what I want for my birthday. I'll post the link here for my hubby, as I doubt I can count on the random lurkers I have buying it for me. Although that would be nice. And completely welcome. ;) I am not a sewer, per se. Most of my sewing experience is limited to the severe tapering I did of my jeans when i was in highschool (c. 1990-92). I haven't ever really tried to follow a pattern, mostly because it was freaking hard. I am inspired to try sewing again. Partly due to Project Catwalk reruns I have been watching on Slice. Partly because I would like to have more control over fabrics when it comes to interior design (curtains, throw pillows and the like), and, here comes the self-delusion, I want to be able to sew up my baby's nursery stuff. What's that you say? Do you have a baby?? Actually, no not yet... hence the self-delusion of it all. I feel shamed.